Sunday, March 29, 2009

A Useless Book

I've been sailing for a month with one and only crew with me. There is this island in the Caribbean where I've anchored my ship for a break. Today I have found a red book. It looks ancient. So I picked it up in hope that I might find useful information about some hidden treasure on the island or perhaps some map? But no, there I found useless ramblings of foolish minded ancient people. They named it "Remedy for Life" I give you a small introduction,

Put Your Dining Table As Close To The Kitchen As Possible And Avoid Eating While Seated On Your Bed.

Dispose Of Articles Which Have Not Been Used For Decades, Do Not Clutter Your House /office With Unnecessary Articles.

The Above Two Steps Will Reduce The Bad Effect Of Dragon Head Who Is Natural Malefic And Whose Job Is To Cause Unnecessary And Avoidable Worries And Fears.

Do Not Look Down Upon Monks Or Elderly People

Try To Get The Blessings Of Elderly People In Your Neighbourhood, Office Or Workplace.

Do Not Ever Annoy Your Father

This Will Improve The Strength Of Jupiter Which Is The Planet Of Fate For All Of Us

Do Not Kick Dogs, Nor Throw Stones At Them, If Possible Feed And Caress Them This Will Improve The Effect Of Dragon's Tail . It Is Symbolic Of Son And Of Luxurious Life.

Use Silver Tumbler And Utensils If Possible

This Will Get You The Good Effect Of Moon And Remove The Bad Effects Of Dragon's Head.

Feed Cows - For Better Conjugal Relations And Health Of Wife.

Feed Crows/fish For Mothers Better Health /financial Prospects

Feed Monkeys To Improve Financial Condition And Fop Getting Favours From The Government.

Wear Gold Ring, Golden Strap On Your Wrist Or Apply Saffron On Your Forehead

For Better Luck And All round Improvement In Your Affairs.


Crap, aye? Never mind...

Monday, March 23, 2009

Pirate Arrives

(Becaz my spellin sucks, I usin one o` me cabin boy ter write. Tank ye Gilbert.)

Hullo friends. This is Ninlil, a female pirate of Barbados. I'm on my journey in search for the Black Pearl. Capt'n Sparrow is my childhood friend (one of the prime reason for me searching desperately the Black Pearl). I don't like to write blogs, if I'm honest, I don't like to write at all but I have a connection with the wizarding community and they are all here (all wise people had to come here *siiigh*). I can never leave my friends to be precise. They educate me in many ways and I give them nothing. *sigh*
Whatelse, I hope to find Capt'n Sparrow soon because a news came to me that he has started coming to this place too. I love you Sparrow!!

*mistakenly smoooooooooooooches Gilbert on cheeks* "Aye!! Gilbert gerra way from me! Yikes!"